You ruined my date, bro! Now where do I get my dick?

Girl, do you want to squirt? Let me fuck you, what's the holdup?

I went into her, and then into her. Look at those boobs. I couldn't resist

You masturbate to me - I knew you wanted my dick inside you

You don't have to blackmail me. Wouldn't I let my son fuck me?

Son, man, I called you in for some krempai, and you didn't even cum in me

I fucked my sister once and she's asking for more! I won't say no, but that's cheeky

For such a fuck I would agree to give birth - cum inside, get high too

What a cum! Good thing it was on my face - it would have been inside for sure

Are you guys out of your fucking minds? We're waiting and you're fucking in our bedroom

At least lick my ass, it doesn't count as cheating

I'll fill my mouth with sperm, but only my mouth! I'm not ready to be a daddy yet

Stop teasing me and driving your dick over my clit - put it in already

If you've done cunnilingus, fuck me, but don't count on sex if you haven't licked it

The 69 position was invented for lesbians to come at the same time

What are you guys doing? We ran out of holes a long time ago, where do you put the 4th?

He stuck it in the teacher's ass and passed right away - is this an anal exam?

What the hell - she offered to give me a massage, and her orgasms

It's lucky that my wife has a twin - you can fmf, and she's not jealous

One on my face, one on my dick, and what to do with the third? Fuck it yourself

Wow, you squirted! I didn't know you could do that, but would you eat the sperm?

A lick is not a man, it's like fucking your friend's mom

My husband hasn't fucked me in the ass in a long time, let's do it anal. And be quiet, or we'll wake him up

Walked in on your mom without knocking and didn't realize what that dick was doing up her ass?